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I Fuck Boys Who Fuck Girls
That is what the T-shirt read: I Fuck Boys Who Fuck Girls. It was on sale, so I just had to buy it. Then I took it home and washed it in hot water - 3 times. That way the size medium would shrink. Then I carefully trimmed off the bottom and turned it into a crop top - yes, I hemmed it so it looks professionally tailored. I like how the T-shirt fits tightly around my 36Ds, hugging them to eye-popping effect.
Then I pulled out the Daisy Duke cutoff Wrangler jeans and tossed on a couple of cowboy boots and went out. I hit a jukebox bar nearby that regular guys and college "bros" hang out at. I got a bunch of stares when I walked in.
I tossed down a fiver and got a beer and this guy at the jukebox asked me to pick out a song. I took off my windbreaker, so he could see me flat abs (and belly button ring - so cute!) and my hottie breasts and bubble butt (the ass is sheer perfection - I kid you not) and he looked quizzically at me - I selected Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy because I kinda wanted to do some riding (wink wink!). The guy then got all shy and left for his buds to play pool.
So, I realized that I may not be for everyone, but I know that I might be right for YOU. If you are cool and sexy, but not too smart (I like dumb, ordinary guys that have big erections and like lots of sex). I don't want a lot of talk or "sharing" - honestly, I want you to shut the hell up and use your mouth for something else entirely. Then let's have hot sex - really, let's have the hottest sex of our lives and then do it once more for the memory . .